Exuberant Imperfection and Transcendent Purpose
I learned about two new theories this week, both of which interested me. One theory I have already applied to my life. The other is highly unlikely to be anything more than a passing interest, something that I note, nod, and say “that’s interesting” about, like a man standing on the street with no pants.
The Future of Twitter
For a couple of months I’ve been watching the explosion of Twitter-related news and trying to figure out what it means for the future of Twitter. I don’t use it, I never will, and I find most of the celebutards using it as idiotic as the people who follow them. I was pretty convinced that Twitter would fail soon, since it was getting used and commented on old people who clearly don’t understand the new technology (Peter King of SI and the two or more people it took to teach him how to use it spring to mind). This would make the first adopters grimace in distaste and move on to the next hot thing, with King Celebutard Ashton Kutcher leading the way. Soon after, Twitter would die and I would never have to hear the word “tweet” used without baby birds being involved. Now, I am not so sure.
The Whole Redskins Name Change Thing
For years now, I’ve been hearing about the lawsuits filed by Native Americans claiming that the Washington NFL team’s nickname is racist and demeaning and offensive and needs to be changed. College programs from all around the country have changed their school nicknames under the threat of litigation for fear of offending a segment of the population. Certain writers have elevated this outrage to a histrionic degree. I have to admit, I’m a little confused about the whole thing. Read the rest of this entry
Two Minutes’ Hate
There are many things in the world that piss me off (stamps required on government documents, for example). Here, I will illustrate some of the things that make me hurl obscenities like Zeus chucks thunderbolts. What I hate comes after the jump. What you hate, you can put in the comments.
Frustration
No one is perfect. I know I am not perfect, but a lot of my life has been involved in achieving at least the appearance of perfection. Most of this is subconscious. But beyond just the appearance, I really and truly hold myself to a high and impossible standard. When I fail to meet that standard, I give way to self-loathing and depression. This is something I am working to change, along with other aspects of my behavior that aren’t healthy. However, it isn’t always successful, and this leads to my frustration.
This weekend, I found myself engaging in behavior that I am trying to avoid. I don’t need to be afraid, I don’t need to be productive in order to avoid or deflect anyone’s anger, no one is expecting this behavior from me but me. The frustrating part (well, one of many) is that I know when I am doing it, and am even telling myself not to do it while I am doing it. I know it isn’t easy to change, and that I don’t need to beat myself up over it (which just leads to the self-loathing behavior), but it certainly is frustrating. I am just glad that I can now recognize it, which gives me a chance to do something about it.
Jury Duty
Well, wonderful. I get home and discover that I have been summoned for jury duty. OK, fine, I’m a citizen, I’ll do my duty, blah blah blah. The thing that gets me, though, is that I need to fill out a form with my information and send it to them. They don’t even give me the courtesy of having a damn postage paid envelope. Nope, I have to try to scrounge up a stamp from somewhere so I get the privilege of earning 7 dollars while judging one of my peers.
Hmmm.
Actually, I like the sound of that. I and I alone (ignore the other 11 people) could hold your fate in my hands! I could send you to prison on a whim! Muahaha! I mislike your shirt! TEN YEARS IN THE POKEY! Or perhaps I will be merciful, and grant you salvation with the mere nod of my head. OK, this jury duty thing isn’t so bad after all.
The stamp part, though…that still pisses me off.