NaNoWriMo 2011, and On Being a Crackhead for a Day

It’s November 1st, so that means me and a whole lot of other crazy people are going to try to write a 50,000 word novel in 30 days as part of National Novel Writing Month. I’ll personally be attempting to get as much of Waiting on the Dead completed in November as humanly possible, because I think it’ll be quite a bit longer than 50k when it’s all said and done. All of this is a roundabout way of saying that my blogging in November might be a little sparser than normal.

I will, however, still be doing my weekly Walking Dead wrapup specials. I like those too much to stop. Episode 3 will be coming tomorrow, since I haven’t watched it yet.

So am I ready, pumped, and excited? Not yet, honestly. Halloween weekend was very busy for us, since we try to do a big costume party every year which means the day before and day of are so hectic cleaning and decorating and cooking and all that. Plus, my wife and I got the opportunity to take part in a law enforcement training class, playing the part of crackheads as part of a search warrant and seizure training conducted by Center Mass Combat Tactics, a company that provides firearm and tactical training from beginning pistol courses to full-on police tactical courses.

About a dozen of us went to a police-owned run-down abandoned house. Some of us were given fake guns and told to hide in various places in the house. The officers would be busting in and our job was to try to hide, sneak past weapons, be belligerent (verbally), and basically give them a hard time and stress them out as much as possible. The place we were in was a filthy hole and I hid in the attic and apparently laid in a nest of stinkbugs for 15 minutes, then proceeded to f-bomb and antagonize the officers as creatively as I could. Then we got to see the instructors go through the critique of the officers’ performance. I respected the fact that these officers place themselves in dangerous situations voluntarily before the training exercise, but actually seeing and being a part of a simulated operation as the target really reinforced the point. It takes a hell of a lot of courage, guts, and balls to potentially need to deal with this kind of event on any given day at a moment’s notice. Law enforcement officials have always had my respect, but that deepened even further after being a potential deranged suspect and seeing their work close-up.

Plus, trying to hide inside a house that has officers declaring their intention to enter in no uncertain terms, followed 15 seconds later by the slam of a ram against the door and it busting open and loud voices and pounding feet will really get the ole heart pumping. There were pictures being taken for the event, so I’ll be sure to post me and my crackhead buddies for your amusement. Of course I had to dress the part.

Anyway, good luck fellow NaNoers. 50k in 30 days – you got this.

About Alan Edwards

Former cancer caregiver. Husband of the most magical and amazing person who ever lived.

Posted on November 1, 2011, in Kerfluffle and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. 8 Comments.

  1. OMG, Alan, I want to be a crackhead too! That sounds like tons of fun — scary too. Yeah, I have tons of respect for the men and women who put themselves in harm’s way to protect the innocent and all that jazz. Seriously awesome.

    I’ve already knocked out 1200 words this morning and am heading back into the Nano trenches. Woo hoo! Good luck on your own Nano foray. Looking forward to hearing more about your story. Rock it, mate!

    • Rock on! That’s an awesome start. I am having serious trouble getting my brain into gear so far, but hopefully I can start chipping away this afternoon.

  2. Nowadays it’s just as likely some asshole has his camera phone out trying to show excessive force or something stupid like that. Bloody hippies need to realize that the police are not trying to infringe rights, they are trying to make sure they don’t wind up dead doing their duty.

    • Yea. I think making sure you get to go home alive and unhurt every day after doing your job protecting law-abiding citizens excuses all but the most egregious use of force.

  3. That sounds AWESOME!!!! I want to be a crackhead now. Or a drug dealer. Or maybe just an asshole in a wife-beater with a shotgun and a sixpack of Miller Clear.

    Good luck on Nanowrimo, Alan — I got your back! =D

  4. I feel like this post is lacking a diagram

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