Yearly Archives: 2009

Prologue to the Story to be Named Later, XI

The massive chamber stretched ahead of him, dark as the Void until the wizard illuminated it with a wave of his hand.  The three-score figures scattered around the chamber in various postures – some standing, others sitting or sprawled completely onto the floor – began to stir shortly after.  A deep sepulchral moan began to echo in the chamber as the first of the figures saw the massive robed figure in the doorway.  In moments the entire chamber writhed with the semblance of life as the noisome things that lived there moved eagerly to the door as if to greet their benefactor. Read the rest of this entry

Prologue to the Story to be Named Later, X

The flickering candlelight barely illuminated the massive tome on the table as the pen scratched its way across the pages.  The massive stone walls of the room helped ensure that the sounds of the pen’s movements and the occasional creak of the overburdened chair were louder than the screams elsewhere in the tower.  The various glass jars and bottles that sat among the bizarre implements lining the various tables and benches in the room reflected a dim but steady blue glow that lit the room better than the pair of feeble candles next to the tome.  The pen moved at a steady pace across the page despite the dark, guided by the obese man taxing the wooden limits of the chair he occupied. Read the rest of this entry

Birthdays and Contemplating Mortality

I just recently had a birthday – /groan – which is normally not a big deal for me.  The day has never been particularly important.  I think growing up as a Jehovah’s Witness had something to do with that, since we didn’t celebrate anything at all – except of course the Glory of the Lord, which decidedly does not include parties with punch and pie.  It was a little strange, though, having a birthday on the Monday after the passing of so many famous people.

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Random Thoughts

I didn’t have enough on my mind on any single subject to do anything in depth, but I did want to at least post something this week.  Here are some random thoughts on subjects that had occured to me this week.

Celebrity Deaths. I was saddened to hear about Farrah Fawcet’s death.  Part of me knew it was inevitable, due to her condition, and yet it was still incredibly disheartening when it happened.  Michael Jackson’s death, however, was just the opposite – strange and out of nowhere.  It got me thinking, though, about celebrities, and especially music artists, who die early.  Many of them are venerated far above where they had been in life, like Kurt Cobain, as if their death gave them the ability to be less suseptible to criticisms like how overrated their bands and sound were.  With Jackson, I had the feeling that, if he could have known in advance how and when he would die, he might have chosen to die younger, before the child molestation scandals, before the pure-drenched weirdness that his life became.  It’s a shame really, to fly so high and yet fall so low.  But like someone said about Icarus, “at least he flew.”

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The Most Gripping Drama of 2009

Somehow, this blog about a homeless family in a game I don’t play is absolutely fascinating and gripping.  I think both of my readers (my wife, and a very confused Peruvian farmer who thinks this site is for gardening tips) will find it highly enjoyable.

An Ode to Diet Mountain Dew

Oh shining can

Holding life’s sweet nectar

From first crackling crinkle

To last farewell slurps

You live merely to please

And that you do so well

Two Minutes’ Hate II

There are many things in the world that piss me off (stamps required on government documents, for example).  Here, I will illustrate some of the things that make me hurl obscenities like Zeus chucks thunderbolts.  What I hate comes after the jump.  What you hate, you can put in the comments.

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So That’s Why the Sun is Always Smiling at Me

An interesting article from Scientific American about the reason why God, ghosts, and conspiracy theories exist.

“The problem is that we did not evolve a baloney-detection device in our brains to discriminate between true and false patterns.”

And thus we are saddled with religion, making the sane world under the control of idiotic crackpots who actually seem to believe the bullshit they spew.  The sane people of course realize that you can’t reason with the insane, but instead of drowning them in the tub, we allow them to run things in the vain hope that they will leave us alone.

Prologue to the Story to be Named Later, IX

The soft rustle of fabric behind him brought Merrus back to the present.  Turning quickly, he saw the tall slender form of Maedwyn approaching him slowly, her white dress and fair skin softly glowing in the magical illumination.  The only Eldehil member of the Dreaming Tower, it was fitting that she should be the last visitor to the Elder Patrician; the pair of them represented the oldest of all of the mages who called the Tower home.  She had been the first to give homage to him half a century ago when he was chosen as Elder, and now she was the last of them to say goodbye to him.

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Prologue to the Story to be Named Later, VIII

Merrus stood in the vast Chamber of the Circle, occupying the place where Troius had faced his accusers three years ago.  The seats that surrounded him were as empty as the shadowed void that existed beyond the reach of the chamber’s steady glow of magical lighting.  The Elder Patrician rubbed his grainy eyes with a slightly trembling hand, shoulders slumping.  The right arm of his embroidered tunic was stained by his morning’s tea.  A simple spell could have removed it, but even such a small display of power felt utterly beyond him.  His mind felt stretched, pulled apart by events beyond his control but ultimately his responsibility.

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