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2.  I want a cookie.  Well, not, really, but the idea of something terrible for me holds some appeal.  The guilt I’d feel afterwards would suck, though.

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4.  Alton Brown is my new hero.  Good Eats has taught me more about cooking than every other show I’ve ever seen combined.

5.  I am damn lucky to have my wife as my life partner and companion.  Knowing I can go home, close my eyes, and lay my head in her lap makes it all worth it.