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Five Things for Monday, Sept 21

1.  What an annoying day.  Woke up discombobulated and running late, hit horrible traffic due to running late, got to work and discovered that I didn’t have my garage or building pass.  Did fantasy football scoring, discovering that people didn’t send me their roster updates, then tried to put in players they don’t even have.  Had to explain for the 5th time in 2 days what is happening with a person’s 401(k) loan deduction to the person who transmits it, who keeps saying “OK” when I’m done explaining it only to ask me again later.  Turns out that what I did was wrong because he didn’t catch it the first time through, and all the shit that I’ve done with it for the last month and a half was wrong because everyone has their heads up their asses.  So a good Monday.

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Accountants, Gamers, and Nerds

Accountants seem to be one of those professions that are universally classified as pure geek in popular culture.  Watch any episode of Law & Order where the investigation leads to a trail of money, and at some point a bow-tie wearing, nervous, shifty weakling will be accosted, and the initials CPA will be associated with him.  Computer techs used to get the identical treatment, until the emergence of shows like Chuck and the insufferable douchebag that hocks Macs.  Douchey is better equated with lacrosse players and popped collars on golf shirts, which is decidedly no longer geeky.  So why is the accountant the Lone Staple Nerd archetype among actual well-paying jobs?

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Zombie Star Trek

I am vigilant to the threats of zombies. Some of you take comfort in that fact, that should a zombie problem arise, I will be your early warning system. Crazy? Maybe. Ludicrous? Absolutely. However, I take my charge seriously. I won’t let any of you down. That is why I speak my warning now: there are zombies among us, and they are an abomination.