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Baby</image:title><image:caption>God I fucking hate kids.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-25T14:09:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2017/08/11/embarrassing-old-stories-part-1/</loc><lastmod>2017-08-11T23:28:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2017/08/09/the-republicare-vote/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/wp-image-376334323.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wp-image-376334323</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-09T22:56:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2017/08/03/atomic-blonde-is-the-most-important-feminist-movie-of-2017-and-possibly-ever/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/corbis-1_2381047c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>corbis-1_2381047c</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/smolder.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Coldest 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Consistent Candidates</image:title><image:caption>**FOR USE WITH AP LIFESTYLES**  **FILE***   This Sept. 13, 1988 file photo shows Democratic Presidential candidate Michael Dukakis as he gets a free ride in one of General Dynamics' new M1-A-1 battle tanks at its land systems division in Sterling Heights, Mich.     (AP Photo/Michael E. Samojeden, FILE)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/img_1384.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_1384</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-17T13:45:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2016/11/10/everything-isnt-going-to-be-ok/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/image.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title><image:caption>Courtesy of the Brothers Mottram</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/image.gif</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2024-11-07T21:45:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2016/10/28/untimely-movie-reviews-miss-peregrine-and-the-raven/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/img_1368.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_1368</image:title><image:caption>To be fair, I once had a part-time summer job where I dressed like Death and rode a horse into people's houses.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/img_1367.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_1367</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/img_1366.png</image:loc><image:title>img_1366</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/img_1364.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_1364</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/img_1361.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Raven</image:title><image:caption>"Let me read you my Top 5 poems about you dying young."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-28T19:22:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2016/10/25/5-things-for-tuesday-october-25th-2016/</loc><lastmod>2016-10-26T12:09:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2016/10/12/the-five-best-things-about-the-hobbit-films/</loc><lastmod>2016-10-27T21:06:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2016/07/20/the-song-of-derenemyn/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/img_1138.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1138</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-22T22:30:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2016/06/22/where-do-we-go-from-here-2/</loc><lastmod>2016-06-23T19:28:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2016/05/17/defending-ashley-williams-of-mass-effect/</loc><lastmod>2024-10-08T12:42:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2016/03/22/the-brave-girl/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/img_0628.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0628</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-06-12T13:16:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2012/03/19/my-spoiler-free-thoughts-about-the-mass-effect-3-ending-and-endings-in-general/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/console-gamer.png</image:loc><image:title>console-gamer</image:title><image:caption>An angry gamer, via The Gamer's Paradox.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2024-07-05T00:26:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2012/03/19/my-spoiler-spoiler-spoiler-thoughts-about-mass-effect-3s-ending/</loc><lastmod>2016-03-11T00:01:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2012/03/21/more-mass-effect-3-spoiler-ending-thoughts-the-indoctrination-theory/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/blown-mind.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blown mind</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-11T00:00:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2015/12/23/spoiler-my-spoiler-thoughts-on-spoiler-star-wars-the-force-spoiler-awakens/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/giphy.gif</image:loc><image:title>Thumbs Up, Bitches</image:title><image:caption>Thumbs up, or flip off? Either way, it's awesome.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/fyjax6n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Captain Plasma</image:title><image:caption>The name is Captain Phantasmagoria... but you can call me Phasma.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/the-force-awakens.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-force-awakens</image:title><image:caption>TEETH.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/starwars-kylo-ren-awakens.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OK, Not Bad</image:title><image:caption>I mean he looks like a kid whose face got fused to a can while playing telephone but other than that, it's pretty good.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/lion-face-rrrrrrr.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Lion Face Rrrrrrr</image:title><image:caption>Kiera Knightley's teeth had a baby with Natalie Portman.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/han-solo-return-of-the-jedi_612x380.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Han Sterling Archer</image:title><image:caption>I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my own awesome.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/gaze-on-the-face-of-emo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gaze on the Face of Emo</image:title><image:caption>Gaze upon the face of Evi - AHAHAHAHAHAHA sorry.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/deaf-han.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Deaf Han</image:title><image:caption>I'M SORRY, SONNY, BUT I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ANYTHING BECAUSE I AM DEAF AND OLD.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-24T16:25:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2015/11/23/killing-a-book/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-30T18:50:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2015/11/17/reblog-cancer-feelings-fear/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-17T19:15:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2015/05/05/the-top-ten-inexplicable-names-rich-people-give-their-sons-which-are-jobs-theyd-never-allow-them-to-do-for-a-living/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/pretentious-asshat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pretentious Asshat</image:title><image:caption>What I imagine everyone named these things sees in their mirror every day.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-05T16:57:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2015/04/22/5-things-that-made-daredevil-so-awesome/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/image4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title><image:caption>The new normal.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/image3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title><image:caption>This'll be fun later.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/image2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/image1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title><image:caption>I have to confess that I actually really liked the Elektra movie.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title><image:caption>This looks kinda familiar.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-22T18:27:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2015/04/07/way-too-late-movie-reviews-interstellar/</loc><lastmod>2015-04-07T21:02:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2015/04/02/iron-crown-enterprises-rolemaster-and-merp-a-love-letter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/rm1_1500_clawlaw_bite.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RM1_1500_ClawLaw_Bite</image:title><image:caption>One of approximately 10,000 different attack tables.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/merp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MERP</image:title><image:caption>Take heed: this book is a gateway drug to copious amounts of Excel abuse.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/merp-map.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MERP Map</image:title><image:caption>A tiny part of one of their maps. These maps, man....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/gorgoroth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gorgoroth</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/t43.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Maneuver Table</image:title><image:caption>This is a simpler, general table. Piece of cake.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/0046_05.gif</image:loc><image:title>0046_05</image:title><image:caption>I actually kinda have been invited to join a coven, but it wasn't nearly as awesome as this one.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-07T16:19:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/02/18/choose-your-own-adventure-my-gateway-drug/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/basicbluednd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BasicBlueDND</image:title><image:caption>I still have it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2024-07-05T05:32:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2015/03/26/my-top-eight-favorite-fantasy-authors-of-all-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/765216.png</image:loc><image:title>765216</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, I deserve this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/camelot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CAMELOT</image:title><image:caption>'Tis a silly - yeah I'll show myself out.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/mignolaillmetbs_7764.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mignolaillmetbs_7764</image:title><image:caption>A trope's gotta start somewhere.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/133458.jpg</image:loc><image:title>133458</image:title><image:caption>The Three Musketeers, but with elves. And magic. And floating castles. And... you get the idea.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/6621971.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6621971</image:title><image:caption>Why, yes, a giant frog god figures prominently in one of the stories. Basic fantasy stuff.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/81vexhudwtl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>81VEXHUdwTL</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/thecrippledgod.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TheCrippledGod</image:title><image:caption>The final book in the series. And someone didn't have to finish it for him.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/tolkien3_011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tolkien3_01</image:title><image:caption>Was there ever any doubt?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-27T21:42:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2015/03/24/the-members-of-the-fellowship-of-the-ring-ranked/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/frodo.png</image:loc><image:title>Frodo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/angusmerp_8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>angusmerp_8</image:title><image:caption>Viggo Mortensen: #notmyAragorn</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-25T16:24:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2015/01/21/5-things-that-make-me-happy-and-giggly-like-a-newborn-with-gas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/wooderson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wooderson</image:title><image:caption>I see what they did there.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/sea_otters_holding_hands.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sea_otters_holding_hands</image:title><image:caption>OMG OMG OMG I AM PEEING MY PANTS WITH JOY</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/puppy-o.gif</image:loc><image:title>puppy-o</image:title><image:caption>This can actually make me vocalize a squee. It's true.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/pay_of_central_banker-website.png</image:loc><image:title>pay_of_central_banker-website</image:title><image:caption>Thump-thump-thump-thump-thump-thump</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/otter-05.jpg</image:loc><image:title>otter-05</image:title><image:caption>LOOK AT HIS TUMMY!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/luthien_runs_away_from_house_by_esmira-d5c6ddw-e1421861192994.jpg</image:loc><image:title>luthien_runs_away_from_house_by_esmira-d5c6ddw</image:title><image:caption>Artist's rendition. She's blonde in real life.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/img_20140629_104009_601.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20140629_104009_601</image:title><image:caption>Woods PLUS water? It's over. I'm too happy to rant about anything.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-05T17:05:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2015/01/19/what-it-would-take-to-get-me-to-pay-4k-a-night-for-a-hotel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/borzoi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>borzoi</image:title><image:caption>Oh, are you unfamiliar with the Borzoi? You must not be a member of the Russian aristocracy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/crown_jewels_poland_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crown_jewels_Poland_1</image:title><image:caption>Screw it, I want the orb and scepter too.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/baristahipster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baristahipster</image:title><image:caption>"It's NOT A FEDORA! Philistine."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2024-07-05T06:32:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2015/01/12/the-return-of-the-aravan-awards-2014-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/joffery-chokes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Joffery Chokes</image:title><image:caption>It's a good thing openly rooting for a child to die is OK if they're a fictional character.

Alternate caption: a young Tony Romo.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/tom-cruise-and-bill-paxton-in-edge-of-tomorrow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tom-Cruise-and-Bill-Paxton-in-Edge-of-Tomorrow</image:title><image:caption>I am fairly certain this picture was actually stolen from one of my family's Christmas albums.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/plastic-star-trophy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>plastic-star-trophy</image:title><image:caption>The most-coveted shitty plastic trophy presented by someone named Alan Edwards in the entire multiverse.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-13T00:08:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2014/12/15/blamers-a-short-zombie-story/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-17T22:02:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/04/07/blamers-a-zombie-short-story/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-15T18:56:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2014/12/09/my-concerns-about-the-present-state-of-male-sexuality/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/bond.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 1467</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-10T00:19:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2014/12/09/my-concerns-about-the-present-state-of-female-sexuality/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/libations.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 1464</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/libations1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>libations</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-10T17:36:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2014/12/08/five-things-on-a-monday-december-8th-2014/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/sutherland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sutherland</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/cumberbatch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cumberbatch</image:title><image:caption>He hungers for souls.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-08T22:47:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2014/12/04/some-thoughts-on-ferguson-and-eric-garner/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-05T18:47:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2014/12/03/some-thoughts-about-feminism-and-being-a-man/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-03T23:32:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2014/11/05/on-cultural-and-intellectual-ossification/</loc><lastmod>2014-11-06T16:21:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2014/11/03/why-i-hate-on-peter-jackson-so-much/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/the-two-towers-the-two-towers-legolas-shield-surfing-1-e1415133473992.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The-Two-Towers-The-Two-Towers-legolas-shield-surfing-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2025-03-07T03:27:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2014/10/16/why-the-silmarillion-is-the-best-book-ever/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/fingolfin-the-silmarillion.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Fingolfin's Challenge to Morgoth, by John Howe</image:title><image:caption>Just fighting a god one-on-one, no biggie.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2025-12-09T18:47:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/07/12/the-first-draft-beginning-of-the-unnamed-project/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-18T20:25:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2012/11/06/i-watched-the-world-war-z-trailer-i-would-like-to-take-a-moment-to-rage-incoherently/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/footage-of-brad-pitt-s-world-war-z.jpg</image:loc><image:title>footage-of-brad-pitt-s-world-war-z</image:title><image:caption>Seriously, nice haircut, you fucking dickbag.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/brad-pitt-world-war-z-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brad Pitt - World War Z</image:title><image:caption>Nice haircut.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-25T20:44:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2012/10/26/rick-grimes-is-a-sociopath-walking-dead-season-3-episode-2-recap-and-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/pomade-and-the-count.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pomade and the Count</image:title><image:caption>Luckily the cafeteria had plenty of razors and mustache wax.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/the-walking-dead-season-3-episode-2-sick-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stock Footage</image:title><image:caption>Imagine 20 minutes of this, and you've got half the episode. Just needs more stump close-ups.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/the-walking-dead-season-3-episode-2-sick-26.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Walking Dead Who Haven't Died Yet</image:title><image:caption>These guys are soooo fucked.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-27T21:00:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/12/01/well-at-least-they-found-sophia-walking-dead-s2-ep-7/</loc><lastmod>2017-08-21T02:30:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2012/10/24/i-am-23-times-more-popular-in-vietnam-than-luxembourg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/stats.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stats</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-24T15:13:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2012/10/22/the-world-really-wants-to-know-about-sophia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/walkd83.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WalkD83</image:title><image:caption>Yes, they do. Yes, she is. Yes, it's a barn.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-23T21:56:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2012/03/20/why-i-hate-on-the-walking-dead-so-much/</loc><lastmod>2019-04-10T14:40:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2012/10/11/what-im-dreading-most-about-season-3-of-the-walking-dead/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-03T06:13:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2012/10/18/its-baaaaack-walking-dead-season-3-episode-1-recap-and-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/the-walking-dead-the-prison.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The-Walking-Dead-The-Prison</image:title><image:caption>Wait. This almost looks like... tactics. Weird.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/michonne-slays-zombies-in-the-walking-dead-season-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Prelude to the Double Decap</image:title><image:caption>It's OK. She's invulnerable as long as she's holding it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-20T12:44:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2012/10/08/shovelcast-2-its-lady-gamer-night/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/smarmin-the-ladies1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Smarmin the Ladies</image:title><image:caption>From left to right: Lisa, Lori, and Allie. Behind: Smarmy Creep.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/smarmin-the-ladies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Smarmin the Ladies</image:title><image:caption>Left to right: Lisa, Lori, and Allie. Behind them is the smarmy creeper.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-10T01:08:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2012/08/30/dear-aravan-your-questions-answered/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/no_breeder_ego_round_sticker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>no_breeder_ego_round_sticker</image:title><image:caption>The combined weight would cause a black hole, you see.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-25T19:19:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2012/08/29/what-chris-cooley-meant-to-me-as-a-redskins-fan/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-30T18:19:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2012/08/24/shovelcastt-1-from-realm-of-larp-sir-barrington-christian-gebhart/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/548649_10151066647112154_369812529_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>548649_10151066647112154_369812529_n</image:title><image:caption>Imagine me looking like this throughout the interview.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-27T22:21:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2012/08/24/programming-notes-and-gencon/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-24T20:20:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2012/08/08/web-series-review-realm-of-larp/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/logo_feature-300x170.gif</image:loc><image:title>logo_feature-300x170</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/barrington-trading-card-220x300.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Barrington-trading-card-220x300</image:title><image:caption>He's so dreamy. via worldoflarp.net.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/american-legion-e1344438922352.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AMERICAN LEGION</image:title><image:caption>Me as AMERICAN LEGION, singing the Star Spangled Banner. Yes, my underwear was on the outside, and was blue.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-13T11:58:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2012/08/01/smoke-detectors-can-kiss-my-ass/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/smoke-detector.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smoke detector</image:title><image:caption>This is my brand of smoke detector. I hope it dies in a fire.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2025-10-13T11:00:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2012/06/15/fathers-day-thoughts/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-27T14:51:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2009/12/10/food-review-dominics-pizza-bear-de/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-18T18:36:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2012/05/18/my-advice-about-losing-weight-fourthly-your-brain/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/brain-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brain-1</image:title><image:caption>It's all in your mind.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/smash-it.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Smash It</image:title><image:caption>Seriously, just bash the damn thing with a hammer.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-20T11:38:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2012/05/18/my-advice-about-losing-weight-thirdly-exercise/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/lindahamilton.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lindahamilton</image:title><image:caption>So hot. Seriously.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/treadmills-are-evil.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Treadmills are evil</image:title><image:caption>I hate treadmills so much. Maybe you don't.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-18T18:12:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2012/05/17/my-advice-about-losing-weight-secondly-calories/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/41qqeyh9qvl__sl500_aa300_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>41QQeyh9QVL__SL500_AA300_</image:title><image:caption>Get a digital scale, not one of those lame-ass spring ones. Make sure it has a "tare" function. And can do ounces and grams. Bit long for a caption, really.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/mcdonalds-side-salad.png</image:loc><image:title>mcdonalds-Side-Salad</image:title><image:caption>Eat salads if you like them. I don't. So I don't eat them.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-18T18:11:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2012/05/17/my-advice-about-losing-weight-first-the-basics/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/weighing-scales-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Weighing-Scales-1</image:title><image:caption>I hate scales too. More about them later.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-30T18:51:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2012/05/09/time-to-enter-the-nerd-confessional/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/minecraft.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Minecraft</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, that looks great. Can I play "Adventure" now?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/the-dark-knight-original.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-dark-knight-original</image:title><image:caption>In Gotham City there is no sun. If you want color, you have to set something on fire.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/zelda.png</image:loc><image:title>Zelda</image:title><image:caption>Oh, yeah, definitely. That looks GREAT.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-14T15:05:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2012/05/08/the-tactical-guide-to-snake-plisskens-hair/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/tactical-hair-diagram.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tactical Hair Diagram</image:title><image:caption>It's better than anything you will have in your life ever.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/snake-plissken1-e1336488873415.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snake-plissken</image:title><image:caption>Some legends claim that the hair is sentient and claimed a human host.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-14T15:06:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2012/05/04/cover-art-reveal-for-kendall-greys-just-breathe-novel-complete-with-behind-the-scenes-stuff/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/justbreathe.png</image:loc><image:title>JustBreathe</image:title><image:caption>I'll let this one speak for itself.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/chosenshot.png</image:loc><image:title>ChosenShot</image:title><image:caption>That's hella cool, actually. Much cooler than the word "hella".</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/teresayeh.png</image:loc><image:title>TeresaYeh</image:title><image:caption>I like the garland, too.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/models.png</image:loc><image:title>Models</image:title><image:caption>What we're seeing here is the Classic Clasp method of handholding, as opposed to the Interlacer or Thumb Hook styles. Very classy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/the-crew.png</image:loc><image:title>The Crew</image:title><image:caption>I need a crew. Or at least sycophants. Definitely need more sycophants.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/closeup.png</image:loc><image:title>CloseUp</image:title><image:caption>I could totally do that, and by that I mean sit still in a chair.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/body-paint.png</image:loc><image:title>Body Paint</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-05T23:24:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2012/05/01/its-time-to-inhale-everyone-my-twinsies-book-is-out/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/inhale_cover_medium.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beauty</image:title><image:caption>Sweet cover, no?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-01T12:42:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2012/04/26/adam-sessler-and-the-end-of-an-era/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/sessler-e1335455376196.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sessler</image:title><image:caption>Now that's a face you can trust.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-05T14:52:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2012/04/13/and-now-a-rant-about-cupcakes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/notacupcake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NotACupcake</image:title><image:caption>This is not a fucking cupcake. This is a fucking oversweet muffin with too much fucking frosting.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/cupcakes-e1334330037142.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cupcakes</image:title><image:caption>This is a cupcake.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/cottonmouth2-e1334329672263.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cottonmouth2</image:title><image:caption>Even Cottonmouth can't bite into a fucking cupcake.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-18T15:28:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2012/04/12/so-i-got-tagged-with-this-lucky-seven-thing-and-so-here-are-seven-lines-from-waiting-on-the-dead/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/lucky-7.png</image:loc><image:title>Lucky 7</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/raphaelos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Raphaelos</image:title><image:caption>Also available in an attractive v-neck for the ladies!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-12T22:31:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2012/04/05/you-need-to-watch-archer-cmon-buddy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/027-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>027 (2)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/barry_dillon-e1333635997231.png</image:loc><image:title>Barry_Dillon</image:title><image:caption>You've sown the wind, and now you shall reap... the Barry.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/pam-e1333635250227.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pam</image:title><image:caption>Holy shitsnacks.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/malorygun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MaloryGun</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/lana-e1333633268550.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LANA</image:title><image:caption>Lana. Lana. LAAANNNNNAAAA.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/sterling-archer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sterling archer</image:title><image:caption>My aspirational hero.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-16T07:02:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2012/04/04/ive-received-an-award-that-didnt-come-from-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/major-award.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Suck It I Won</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, I am as surprised as you are.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2024-12-08T01:46:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2012/03/27/rise-of-the-ricktator-walking-dead-s2-finale-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/t-dogg-musing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-Dogg Musing</image:title><image:caption>"Get a boat. Some beers. Got some ladies. Today's gonna be a good day."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/the-walking-dead-season-3-rick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-walking-dead-season-3-rick</image:title><image:caption>Because using the sights is a total pussy move.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/michonne-480x314.jpg</image:loc><image:title>michonne-480x314</image:title><image:caption>The Magic Woods Ninja.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-06-02T17:22:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2012/03/22/dealing-with-shane-walking-dead-s2-episode-12-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/episode-12-t-dog-shane-andrea-500x351-e1332433507660.jpg</image:loc><image:title>episode-12-t-dog-shane-andrea-500x351</image:title><image:caption>Just Shane and his shovel.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/lori-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lori-13</image:title><image:caption>Pretty much sums Lori up.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/tumblr_m0vxflk66x1qagpreo1_500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_m0vxflK66X1qagpreo1_500</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-23T16:26:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2012/03/20/bye-daleface-walking-dead-s2-episode-11-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/the-dale-face.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The-Dale-Face</image:title><image:caption>Can't beat my, can't beat my, no you can't beat-a my DaleFace.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-15T21:47:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2012/03/15/welcome-to-the-blog-home-of-tabula-rasa-indie-author/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/chalkboard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chalkboard</image:title><image:caption>Welcome to my blog. What you see is what you get.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2025-02-10T21:02:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2012/03/14/roger-goodell-pink-slime-and-how-they-are-related/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/pink-slime.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pink-slime</image:title><image:caption>This is either pink slime, mechanically seperated chicken, or the smooth paste of ground babies that Roger Goodell enjoys on a toasted pita.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-15T14:19:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2012/03/09/my-spoiler-free-mass-effect-3-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/me3-melee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ME3 Melee</image:title><image:caption>Hey, buddy, got something in your eye. Lemme get it out for ya.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/mass-effect-3-wallpaper-2363.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mass-Effect-3-wallpaper-2363</image:title><image:caption>FemShep kicks some pretty serious ass, too.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/mass-effect-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mass-Effect-3</image:title><image:caption>A recent picture of me, Commander Aravan Shepard.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-10T04:11:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2012/03/02/the-shane-and-rick-episode-walking-dead-s2-ep10-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/walkingdead6-e1330702890740.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LoriFace</image:title><image:caption>"Seriously, you need to be more subservient to the superior gender, missy."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/twd-s2-ep210-rick-shane-2b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A Love Story</image:title><image:caption>"Why won't you talk to me?"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-02T16:48:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2012/02/21/now-with-30-less-hate-walking-dead-s2-ep9-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/wormtongue.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wormtongue</image:title><image:caption>"Kill them, Rick. Kill them all. For me. And Shane's, I mean your, your baby."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-23T16:57:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2012/02/15/its-back-and-fast-paced-as-ever-walking-dead-s2-ep-8/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/dale-derp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dale Derp</image:title><image:caption>Yep, that's Dale Face. Via a Walking Dead tumblr (click the pic to go there)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-21T18:44:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2012/02/14/v-day-whitney-and-other-random-stuff/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-15T21:10:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2012/02/10/on-being-nonreligious/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/608px-scarletletter_svg.png</image:loc><image:title>608px-ScarletLetter_svg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-13T13:41:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2012/02/03/the-forever-lazy-commercial-makes-me-hate-america/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-06T11:19:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2012/02/02/lana-del-ray-and-other-ephemera/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-11T03:59:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/12/13/skyrim-a-rambling-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/the-elder-scrolls-5-skyrim-wallpaper1-274x300.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-elder-scrolls-5-skyrim-wallpaper1-274x300</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/lemmy-e1323784634150.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lemmy</image:title><image:caption>I'm here to save the world, and eat your children.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-12T16:51:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2012/01/10/exercise-dvd-review-bob-harpers-beginners-weight-loss-transformation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/bob-harper-bwl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bob Harper BWL</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-25T20:04:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/08/18/exercise-dvd-review-bob-harpers-ultimate-cardio-body/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bh-cardio.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BH Cardio</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T19:06:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/01/05/exercise-dvd-review-bob-harpers-kettlebell-cardio-shred/</loc><lastmod>2023-06-18T03:11:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/01/26/exercise-dvd-review-bob-harper-kettlebell-sculpted-body/</loc><lastmod>2024-05-26T01:16:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2010/08/16/exercise-dvd-review-bob-harpers-inside-out-method-yoga-for-the-warrior/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-10T13:44:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2010/08/23/exercise-dvd-review-bob-harpers-inside-out-method-bobs-workout/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-10T13:43:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2010/08/12/exercise-video-review-bob-harpers-inside-out-method-pure-burn/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-10T13:42:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2010/08/06/exercise-dvd-review-bob-harpers-inside-out-method-body-rev/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-22T16:24:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2010/08/31/bob-harpers-inside-out-method-workout-plan-final-thoughts/</loc><lastmod>2015-06-27T15:15:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2012/01/05/the-second-annual-aravan-awards-2011-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/bloodskiesfinalebook6.png</image:loc><image:title>BloodSkiesFinalEBook6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/suckerpunch_5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>suckerpunch_5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/natleiportman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>natleiportman</image:title><image:caption>This is Natalie Portman "acting".</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/cheap-plastic-staue.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cheap Plastic Staue</image:title><image:caption>I Googled "cheap plastic statue" and got this. I think it qualifies.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-06T13:13:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/12/22/the-hobbit-trailer-review-fueled-by-nerdrage/</loc><lastmod>2015-03-24T17:14:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/12/21/write-what-you-feel/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-21T20:52:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/12/16/hitch/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-16T17:40:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/12/01/my-day-as-a-crackhead-in-photos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/crk4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crk4</image:title><image:caption>Bitches representin'. Uh, word, or something.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/crk1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crk1</image:title><image:caption>Kickin' it wit' ma homies, yo.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/crk3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crk3</image:title><image:caption>"Any of you still got a rock?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/crk2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crk2</image:title><image:caption>It's my best side.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/crk5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crk5</image:title><image:caption>It needs a little work.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-02T20:57:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/11/30/baby-drama-guns-and-tattletales-walking-dead-s2-ep-6/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-09T13:40:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/11/29/blah-blah-talky-talky-walking-dead-s2-ep5/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-29T19:58:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/11/28/what-i-did-over-my-vacation/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-29T16:06:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/11/09/glenn-gets-some-walking-dead-s2-episode-4-review/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-09T20:40:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/11/05/nanowrimo-2011-update/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-06T02:59:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/11/03/hey-look-overpriced-crap/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-04T11:55:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/11/02/shane-makes-up-for-last-week-walking-dead-season-2-episode-3/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-03T01:25:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/11/01/nanowrimo-2011-and-on-being-a-crackhead-for-a-day/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-02T04:35:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/10/26/nfl-week-7-rookie-qbs-and-the-redskins/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/john-beck-mullet-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>John-Beck-Mullet-2</image:title><image:caption>Via Mr. Irrelevant</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-26T12:44:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/10/25/hey-ive-got-a-great-plan-walking-dead-season-2-episode-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/wd-actual-plan.png</image:loc><image:title>WD Actual plan</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/wd-possible-plan.png</image:loc><image:title>WD Possible plan</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/wd2.png</image:loc><image:title>WD2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/wd1.png</image:loc><image:title>WD1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-20T11:21:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/05/31/inside-the-zombie-studio-an-interview-with-comrick-and-daevan-of-the-curse-of-troius/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-19T19:23:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/05/20/last-alley-an-excerpt-from-the-storm-of-northreach/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-19T19:22:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/05/26/magic-in-the-world-of-the-curse-of-troius/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-19T14:19:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/10/19/devotion-magic-in-the-world-of-the-curse-of-troius/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-19T16:56:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/10/18/my-thoughts-on-the-walking-dead-season-2-episode-1/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-18T17:36:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/10/17/nfl-week-6-sometimes-it-sucks-to-be-right/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/eagles-e1318854782850.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Indeed.</image:title><image:caption>I couldn't agree more.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-17T13:02:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/10/13/my-favorite-google-searches-of-the-last-90-days/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-17T13:19:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/10/12/why-look-i-got-interviewed-again/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-13T15:20:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/10/12/nfl-week-5-nfc-east-schadenfreude/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-26T18:34:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/10/07/here-are-some-tv-shows-i-either-hate-or-dont-get/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-13T17:15:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/10/06/nfl-week-4-bahahahaha-romo/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-07T16:14:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/09/30/this-is-why-i-write/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-04T19:48:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/09/30/15k-in-15-day-the-final-sprint/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-04T19:49:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/09/27/nfl-week-3-goddamn-i-hate-the-fg-cowboys/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-27T16:06:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/09/26/we-can-only-tell-the-stories-we-know/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-27T12:22:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/09/22/4th-3-week-2-nfl-stuff/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-23T14:38:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/09/20/15k-in-15-day-the-humiliation-is-chosen/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-22T20:00:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/09/15/15k-in-15-day-help-me-humiliate-myself/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-15T22:14:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/09/15/sexy-rexy-for-president-week-1-nfl-stuff/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/im-goin-deep-fan-club1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>im-goin-deep-fan-club</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/im-goin-deep-fan-club.jpg</image:loc><image:title>im-goin-deep-fan-club</image:title><image:caption>I am a charter member.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-15T19:11:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/09/09/great-here-comes-that-bird-flu-overhype-again/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-09T19:48:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/09/08/my-thoughts-about-a-dance-with-dragons/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-13T03:09:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/08/30/5-things-about-larps-and-hurricanes-and-assorted-other-stuff/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bar</image:title><image:caption>My Precious. The bar, not the people. 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goodness.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-28T12:38:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/07/18/love-you-carl/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/cheers-e1310991884649.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cheers</image:title><image:caption>Cheers to you, buddy.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-27T18:58:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/07/15/title-contest-winner-announcement/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-18T16:56:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/07/12/yeah-i-said-i-wasnt-gonna-do-this-but/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-12T19:04:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/07/06/heres-a-whiny-personal-post-you-dont-care-about-but-its-my-blog-so-deal-with-it/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-07T11:52:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/06/28/an-interview-with-steven-montano-author-of-blood-skies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/bloodskiesfinalebook6.png</image:loc><image:title>BloodSkiesFinalEBook6</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-18T13:55:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/06/27/blog-ideas-ive-rejected-in-the-recent-past/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-30T13:20:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/06/22/i-am-a-guest-in-someone-elses-bloghome/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-23T17:54:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/06/21/too-long-didnt-read/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-30T13:54:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/06/17/a-friday-rant-angsty-vampires/</loc><lastmod>2019-10-13T12:40:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/06/09/two-problems-i-have-with-some-ya-fiction/</loc><lastmod>2019-10-13T12:23:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/06/07/oh-just-publish-the-fucking-thing-already/</loc><lastmod>2021-04-04T08:02:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/06/04/guest-post-the-power-of-personality-by-evelyn-lafont/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/vrg_cover1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>VRG_Cover</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/vrg_cover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>VRG_Cover</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-04T17:05:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/06/02/i-got-interviewed-like-real-authors/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-02T17:55:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/05/24/i-suck-at-people/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-26T17:56:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/05/23/some-things-i-dont-understand/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-25T16:07:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/05/20/happy-birthday-blog/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/funny-fail-and-win-cakes-tom-selleck-cake-win.jpg</image:loc><image:title>funny-fail-and-win-cakes-tom-selleck-cake-win</image:title><image:caption>Mmmm moustache cake.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-20T18:06:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/05/19/by-garsh-its-a-new-look/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-19T19:45:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/05/18/allow-me-to-waste-a-few-minutes-of-your-time/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-19T11:48:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/05/17/listen-to-me-bitch-about-game-of-thrones/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-20T12:57:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/05/16/i-am-apparently-the-worlds-least-organized-writer-ever/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/notes1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Notes</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/notes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Notes</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-17T12:20:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/05/13/so-i-googled-aravan-and-found-out-this/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/lord-aravan_673038.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lord-Aravan_673038</image:title><image:caption>I do have to say that there is a remarkable resemblance.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-15T10:56:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/05/12/professionalism-or-bullshittery/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-08T12:05:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/05/10/i-am-the-worlds-worst-writer-and-i-totally-suck/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-23T19:27:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/05/09/my-name-is-aravan-i-use-bad-grammar/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-09T19:24:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/05/06/my-speech-to-aspiring-writers-everywhere/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-09T12:52:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/05/03/the-horror-of-the-mundane/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-05T12:16:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/04/29/writers-as-critics/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-11T12:28:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/04/28/homages-friends-as-novel-characters/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-28T16:11:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/04/25/struggling/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-27T19:49:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/04/27/chapter-12-excerpt-from-the-storm-of-northreach/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-27T17:49:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/04/27/foraying-into-the-twitterverse/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-27T13:30:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/04/12/the-space-a-short-story/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-25T16:28:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/04/21/you-can-call-us-crazy-thats-fine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/living-room.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Living room</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/house.jpg</image:loc><image:title>House</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/view.jpg</image:loc><image:title>View</image:title><image:caption>Behind that row of pine trees is a neighbor.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-22T17:43:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/04/19/weapon-of-choice-zombie-apocalypse-style-part-tres/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/shovel1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shovel</image:title><image:caption>Oh yeah.  Talk to me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/shovel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shovel</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-19T16:34:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/04/18/weapon-of-choice-zombie-apocalypse-style-part-duo/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-18T15:03:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/04/15/weapon-of-choice-zombie-apocalypse-style/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-18T14:02:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/04/14/disputing-the-zombieland-rules-rule-1-cardio/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/zombieland_rule1_cardio.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zombieland_rule1_cardio</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-24T05:53:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/04/11/excerpt-prologue-to-the-storm-of-northreach/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-12T18:32:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/04/11/a-good-weekend/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-12T18:30:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/04/07/some-random-things/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-07T13:19:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/03/31/the-ebook-adventure-begins-in-earnest/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-31T14:45:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/03/25/some-thoughts-on-self-publishing/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-31T15:32:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/02/22/adventures-in-cooking/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-23T21:51:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/02/18/the-lure-of-the-apocalypse/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-19T20:49:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/02/11/foodies-and-why-i-hate-them/</loc><lastmod>2016-02-19T18:05:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/02/10/tracing-my-bongo-burgers-a-day-on-the-farm-part-6/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/080-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>080 (2)</image:title><image:caption>Cheese in the Cave</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-13T02:02:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://derenemyn.com/2011/02/09/tracing-my-bongo-burgers-a-day-on-the-farm-part-5/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/075-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>075 (2)</image:title><image:caption>The Day's Cheese</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://derenemyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/069-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>069 (2)</image:title><image:caption>Bacon and 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